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http://omegle.com/.
chat with strangers.
for fun (:
no one knows who you are.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: I`m a hottie from london.
Stranger: great
You: givemepink.com
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ....
Stranger: thats not cool
You: <3
Stranger: i guess u wanan show?!
You: i guess you wanna watch?
Stranger: well if u wanan show ill watch how could i deny it?!?
Stranger: im a dude u know
You: unless
You: yer a gay man.
Stranger: if thats thrown in our face, we eat it! thats how we are lol
Stranger: yea
Stranger: but im not
You: balls in your mouth :O 8===================D

Wdf. LOL

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You: Hi, I'd like to invite you to a party in my pants where you can co-exist along side my black penis.
Stranger: HI
Stranger: Sounds FUN
Stranger: When can i Come.
You: damn right it sounds fun there a man sellin candy floss in there
Stranger: I LOVE CANDY FLOSS What Flavor. I like the White kind.
You: wen ever dude, the motto is 'There a party in my pants and EVERYONES invited!'
You: He's got pink blue and white
You: But i just ran out of orange
Stranger: Darn.
You: i know i'm sorry... i'm gunna hav to go and comit suicide for this sorry, bye

Stranger: hi there
You: Hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good.
Stranger: thats good.
You: Do you like Penis?
Stranger: no I don't, do you?
You: Yes
Stranger: odd, you must be a homesexual?
Stranger: homosexual*
You: Yes
Stranger: I am not a big fan of that
You: Why?
Stranger: because I am a male, and I find females actractive
Stranger: atractive*?
Stranger: how do you spel lthat?
Stranger: that?
You: Uhh. Lol
You: I don't know attractive.
You: ?
Stranger: ah, another "t"
Stranger: attractive
You: You were close enough
Stranger: ya..
You: As long as people know what your saying
You: Speeling doesn't really matter
Stranger: ya, I can speak it, but my spelling is horriable
Stranger: I think spelling means everything
You: Really?
Stranger: yep
You: I mean like what you just did.
Stranger: wtha ma syaing?
Stranger: oh ya, I understand now
You: I mean like you left a letter out
Stranger: ya I get cha
You: i'm 18
Stranger: I am 19...
You: I like older men.
Stranger: I like Women..
You: would you ever have a threesome with you a women and another male?
Stranger: no I would not, I would not have threesome whatsoever.
You: Not even with a room full of Women?
Stranger: no I do not think so
You: Oh okay.
Stranger: I am saving myself for marriage
You: ohhh i see
Stranger: yep
You: thats cool.
You: religious?
Stranger: well in today's world, it is not. But its more of a self-respect thing
Stranger: I am, but that is not the main reason why I am doing thi
Stranger: this
You: Alright i have a question.
Stranger: sure
You: Okay so you are married to the love of your life and all is well. One day you get laid off and your wife is a stay at home mom looking after your two kids.
You: Money is tight now and running low.
Stranger: sounds like a puzzle
You: If a man came up to you and said If you let me suck you off for 1 million dollars woulkd you do it?
Stranger: no
You: Really?
Stranger: I am more self respect than that
You: Ohh okay.
Stranger: now granted, I would not tell my wife
Stranger: for she would get mad at me, but then later she would understand
You: Dang.
You: You are a nice person
You: There aren't very m,any of you in the world
Stranger: no, I try to be. A person can only be so nice
You: Man. I think you have turned me Striaght
Stranger: umm, okay?
You: I'm going to be just like you for now on.
Stranger: umm, okay..
Stranger: glad I could help...
You: You should be a therapist.
Stranger: lol what did I do, you asked all the questions..
You: Or one of those people that turn gay people Straight.
Stranger: I doubt this single converstaion turned you straight
Stranger: conversation
You: I know.
You: But when its my happy time i'll think of you.
You: Alright Got to go
You: Peace.
Stranger: uhh okay

Zombie wrote:
You: He's got pink blue and white
You: But i just ran out of orange
Stranger: Darn.
You: i know i'm sorry... i'm gunna hav to go and comit suicide for this sorry, bye

I lol'd

Reminds me of a friend that enters a chat just to tell everyone that they jizzed in their pants

Nancy You get good ones all the time.

Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
Stranger: How goes it?
You: Wut?
Stranger: How are you?
You: I am good
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: NL
Stranger: ??
You: netherlands
Stranger: oh
You: and i have something to tell you =D
You: i just lied
Stranger: o
You: yep =|
Stranger: from?
You: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh =|
You: Europe
Stranger: m.f?
You: both =|
Stranger: ..
You: Who knows you might be a pedo =|
You: i am scared of them >=|
Stranger: oh
You: and its not like your gunna find me
Stranger: o
You: Click Here
You: oh well
You: go to meatspin.com =D
You: bye =D
You: have fun
You: you fucker

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You: oh bitch >=(
Stranger: you da bitch
You: you black
You: =|
You: or indian
You: or a white actingl ike a black
Stranger: fuck dat, i'm blakindian
You: what kind of country is that
You: that make as much sense as
You: monutopia
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: are u talkin bout
You: thats my question to you
Stranger: u dont ask the questions around here
Stranger: u bitch
You: yea well fuck you
You: who are you to make the rules
Stranger: u wish u could fuck me
You: yea you indian piece of shit
You: people like you should burn in hell
Stranger: your lifelong dream, you ho bag
Stranger: eat shit and die, motherfucker
You: why would i do that
You: why should i listen to you
You: why the fuck are you talking to me
Stranger: comes naturally to you
You: why are you black
You: why are you white
You: why are you green
You: you fucking piece of shit
Stranger: are you ape shit retarded
Stranger: you fuckin monkey
You: i ride a jeep going through space
You: going ape shit with a nintendo controller
Stranger: oh, that's cool
You: no its not cuz i just told that to you

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: would you like
You: to drink
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You: are you female =|
You: ill guess no
Stranger: are you need man or woman
You: yea what grade are you in
You: cuz thats like
You: 1s
You: no i mean
You: preschool
You: grammar
You: i need a woman why =|
Stranger: bya
Stranger: baye
Stranger: bye
You: took you 3 times
You: to spell bye
You: your messed up
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Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl??
You: asl
You: I want to have sex with you
You: i will pay you
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: im a m
You: ill pay you
Stranger: ha well what do u look like??
You: im fat and i look like micheal jackson
You: but hotter
Stranger: ewww
Stranger: no ty
You: Im hot
You: please
You: ill pay yopu
You: I will send you my cat in the mail.
You: UPC or Fedex
Stranger: Wtf...
You: Dont you like fat sex?
You: I Like fat sex.
You: you no cuz im fat
Stranger: asl fucking homo
You: And i
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You: Fat sex
Stranger: hi can i get a cheese pizza plz
Stranger: im fukin starving
You: Yes sir and how may i help you
You: Yes sir and how may i help you
Stranger: cheese pizza, breadsticks, and a medium coke plz
You: Yes sir and how may i help you
Stranger: Yes sir and how may i help you
You: Yes sir and how may i help you
Stranger: Yes sir and how may i help YOU
You: you want my penis in your ass?
You: Cock fight?
Stranger: damn right
You: I do ten cock pushups everyday
Stranger: 20
Stranger: with a flacid cock
You: Damn
You: Impressive
You: I challenge you to a cock fight
Stranger: game on bitch
You: Ok where do we meet sir
Stranger: behind quiznos
Stranger: in 30 minutes
You: Ok
Stranger: im fukin starving
You: winner gets pizza
Stranger: yeah
You: Loser pays
Stranger: deal!
You: Loser also has to buy a tranny hooker for winner.
You: i like tranny hookers
Stranger: all flacid and wrinkly
You: Yeah!
Stranger: love me some fallen boobs!
You: Stds and aids and the whole package
Stranger: dude im hetting hard
Stranger: stfu
You: here
You: watch this
You: uhm
You: sourmath.com
You: Yeha
You: that will make you happy
Stranger: im gonna come buckets!
Stranger: thanks man
You: happy happy guy
You: Sour math = lots and lots of cum
You: Yum yum yum
Stranger: yummy yummy good 4 tummy
Stranger: k gotta go fap
You: Go
You: Sourmath.ciom
You: *com
You: and then go fap
You: then we meet in 30 minutes
You: ok Bye
Stranger: kthnxbai
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Ps - wtf is fap o.o

LOL GURPY!
fap means.
to jack off?

the urbandictionary said:
A sound effect for masturbation used often in japanese comics. Popularized in the english speaking world by the webcomic


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A short and humorous word for masturbation. It originates from the sound that is made when someone is so brutal and inconsiderate to their cock when they're masturbating, that it makes a sound from the strokes.

Stranger: hey
You: so i herd u liek mudkipz
Stranger: do you want to me my pimp?
Stranger: be*
You: do pimps own mudkipz?
Stranger: yep
You: how many?
Stranger: 27
You: Do they learn hydro pump?
Stranger: yer of course
You: Awww...That's SHIT
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Stranger: Prussia is in your pants
You: Russia is in your vagina
You: Nothing to say to that huh?